It was Christmas Eve in at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?' 'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.'
Gonna be spotty in activity for the remainder of this month, don't hate me! I'll try to get back into the swing of things after my mom leaves and make a bunch of new threads. Gotta stay on track for 10k!