Dad jokes - the thread

[Hungry Ego]

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!

 

[Masterminor]

Why did the math book go to therapy?

Spoiler: Answer

To solve his problems!

 

[Ash]

Saw this one recently and honestly, it's the best dad joke ever ?
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.