I was working for the funeral home and we would go into peoples homes and pick up their dead bodies. One time I brought the body out to the van and told my partner I wanted to turn the lights off in the house, so I went back in by myself and took all of the dead lady’s Vicodin.
another time I had sex with my boyfriends father for $1000.
Another time I had unnecessary surgery just so I could get pain meds.
I used to fly from Denver to Portland every weekend and bring back large quantities of cocaine and shoot it up in the bathroom at work.
I pawned my wedding ring for drug money.
I peeled off a wart from my finger and put it into a line of coke for someone I didn’t like.
I left my Dying mom at chemotherapy and took her car went into the city and got High then didnt come back for her Until hours later.
I did a line of coke off my desk in college in the middle of a packed lecture.
I got mad at someone for trying to rip me off after a drug deal so I pushed him out of my moving vehicle while accelerating to probably 45–50. Then I drove off with his phone and later took a tire iron to his truck.
I hired an Uber driver Then made him drive me to a drug deal in a crack house in downtown Detroit and wait outside
I drugged my husband so he would pass out and I could pick the lock to the safe he was storing my morphine script in.
I shot up cocaine into my IV while I was in the hospital for a bad infection from shooting up Cocaine.
I left one day and told my husband a lie about where I was going and I ended up in a town 3 hours away on a drug binge for 10 days while he begged me to come home and was going out of his mind with worry. I didn’t care. I wanted to get High.
I brought heroin into a foreign country while on a mission trip with my church and smoked it in the bathroom in my hotel room.
I was babysitting and smoking weed in the bathroom and put the joint in the trash can then it caught on fire and the whole bathroom caught on fire too.
I’ll try to think of more
I’m only a bag person when drugs are involved